Tekken 5 heihachi
Aw man, what I wouldn't give to beat the shit outta my dad and toss his ass off a cliff. Wiz: Ugh, after decades of dominance, Heihachi finally hosted the King of Iron Fist Tournament.īoomstick: And who should show up to the fight but his son Kazuya for the salty runback? All grown up and definitely not dead by cliff. Either end that's comin' out of, it's not gonna be good. And Heihachi can tear through the newest Jack models like that hatchet must've tore through his.īoomstick: Can't stop thinkin' about it, Wiz. Popup: Heihachi can overpower JACK-7's, the strongest and most up-to-date model of JACK he thus scales to all weaker models before it.īoomstick: By takin' a look at the size of the blast, compared to the height of the clouds, this laser was packin' around 1.6 megatons of TNT. Wiz: Other Jack models were strong enough to destroy a six mile wide apocalyptic asteroid, and survive being blasted by a satellite laser. Popup: Despite being considered a spin-off, Tekken Tag Tournament does not contradict anything from the main series, and its plot threads are referenced in Tekken 7. Wiz: Or the time he got dogpiled by a bunch of Russian androids called Jacks, which all self destructed, annihilating the temple he was in.īoomstick: Yeah, he got up a bit later, infuriated, I'm sure, by the world's audacity to declare him dead from such a paltry wound. His ki can even enhance his physicality to frankly absurd levels.īoomstick: Like the time he caught a bullet in his mouth! I'd say that's crazy, but he did the same thing to a tomahawk before shattering it with his teeth! How much of that blade did he swallow? Dude must've gave his b-hole braces. Wiz: Heihachi has even mastered the use of ki, or spirit energy, to manifest lightning, like in his classic Electric Wind God Fist. Wiz: Heihachi's fighting style is aggression personified, with such techniques as the Dragon Uppercut, Flash Punch Combo, and Demon Scissors.īoomstick: And if he really wanted to, he could impale you on one of his hair horns.
Gōjū-ryū combines hard striking kicks and punches with open hand circular techniques for grapples, takedowns, and throws. Wiz: Heihachi is a practitioner of Mishima-style fighting karate, based on real-life Gōjū-ryū, also known as "hard soft style".īoomstick: He he he, oh, that's too easy, even for me, Wiz. Now truly alone, without love or family holding him back, Heihachi could focus on one thing: power.īoomstick: And not just the kind that lets ya finance a satellite in order to kick family members you don't like out of it, but the punchy, kicky kind, too. Wiz: Which is basically what medieval peasants did to witches. If he climbed back up, it meant he was a devil. Fearing his son Kazuya had inherited this gene and its terrifying demonic power, he did what any loving, supportive father would do.īoomstick: Toss his bitch-ass off a cliff. Wiz: This was the Devil Gene, and it would prove to be Heihachi's greatest adversary for the rest of his life. Wiz: Heihachi built the Mishima Zaibatsu into the largest military developer in the world, and believe it or not, he's also a family man with a wife and child.īoomstick: Sucks he had to kill his new baby mama with his bare hands after she got possessed by a demon, too. So he locked him in a basement to die and get possessed by a demon. Heihachi didn't like how his dad, Jinpachi, who looks like the Charizard to his Charmeleon, was runnin' the family business. well, he sure is something, alright.īoomstick: The words you're looking for here are "ruthless" and "bastard", Wiz. He taught his super-intelligent bear best friend karate, and if he doesn't like you, he'll strap you to a rocket ship and launch you into space. His goal: World domination.īoomstick: This dude treats male pattern baldness like an extreme sport. Its leader is the enigmatic martial arts master, Heihachi Mishima. Wiz: The Mishima Zaibatsu is a multi-national conglomerate so powerful, it can field armies massive enough to conduct world wars. Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win. as they are terrible at being dads, but whose fury will prove the most fatal? Wiz: These two ruthless businessmen are as talented at martial arts.īoomstick. Wiz: Heihachi Mishima, billionaire megalomaniac behind the King of the Iron Fist.īoomstick: And Geese Howard, karate kingpin behind the King of Fighters. (*Cues: Wiz & Boomstick - Brandon Yates*)